*Does a hero have to hunt through her teenaged daughter's room for some mascara, eyeliner, or lipstick to try and add colours to a monochromatic face?
*Notice that the hair has gone uncut since early May and the hair straightener is off at camp with the clearly well-coloured, well-coifed affore mentioned offspring?
*Improvise with a self-performed spa... (scissors worked fine on the dog....); then settle on a low, quasi-sophisticated pony-tail?
*consider renting a backhoe to clear out the
*How about a quick spat with the family, just for balance?
Well, like a family member so helpfully pointed out, everyone gets their fifteen minutes of fame. I suppose two minutes on Winnipeg City tv counts for, well, two minutes of fame. Too bad satellite tv pulled that channel and I didn't actually get to watch my bloodied knees and pale beige face on television this morning.
But then again, I live here. That's sort of heroic, don't you think?!