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Monday, March 17, 2008

Paranoid Blog-oh-phrenia

Crouching inconspicuously at the pool, her one intent to be a good mother and take her children swimming, she notices a woman watching her. Every time her eyes scan the room, they lock in with the woman watching her. Is the woman a lurker? Does she indeed read the blog of this complex self; know the innermost workings of her mind, and wonder at this near naked specimin so clearly exposing herself in public? Does she judge me? Despise me? Pity me?

Is she out to get me?

8 comments:

Linda said...

She should have introduced herself.

it's a gong show... said...

maybe you just had toilet paper coming out of the back of your bathing suit :)

Roo said...

:) when someone starts staring at me i'm always so paranoid that i've met them before but forgotton their name...or what they look like...or who they are. it's so awkward when i'm walking down the street and i pass someone and they start to talk to me like we're old friends. i wonder -- have we met before? are we friends? do you read my blog? do you know my parents? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?????

i hate it when i introduce myself and i get told by the person "oh, we've already met."

arg.

Anonymous said...

Brand you are too funny....ma : )

gloria said...

had some witty comment too.. but Brand beat me too it, so now i got nothing. :)

besides, i don't think the women-folk in steinbach are allowed computer access.

pants said...

She was probably sitting their in a state of wonder, amazed at how a 'middle aged' mother of 4 could look so dang good in a swimsuit! She was most surely wanting to ask you what kind of exercises you do to keep so fit!

joyce said...

pants, I knew there was a reason I kept you on speed dial...

Becca said...

I just recently had my MIL tell me she has been reading my blog. Talk about freak-out!! My mind raced, wondering if there was anything incriminating in any posts...

Then, of course, there are the folks who come up to me at church to tell me they have been reading...then I start wondering who else is...