Not that we hadn't deserved many an award in the weeks preceding.
If life rewarded people for their true areas of giftedness; our high-achieving lastborn would most certainly won Most Valuable Player
Take for example the Best Upcycled Tobacco Product Award
This year discovered at an undervalued thrift shop near you.
The Best In Sharing Award.
Is presented to Wilber Wilberforce Kehler for allowing three humans to fully occupy no less than half the couch space. He certainly didn't need to do that.
The Prettiest Boy Award.
This is a category that doesn't get filled in every academic year. It's a rare boy who will indulge his sister in a whim to straighten and spray his hair, and attend a full day of school in all his beautiful splendor. It was hard to make the final decision.
We're an entire family of lookers.
I fidgeted anxiously in my plastic chair.
I knew that Jane must be very proud, and anticipated a rapidly updated facebook account status. I was not to be disappointed.
; I got the "Hey, you used to be stupid!" award, nbd