Friday, January 18, 2013
3 Little Kittens: The Rest of The Story
(But they were having a perfectly marvellous time! They were dressed before lunch, playing together nicely, getting outdoors, playing with their Christmas toys, exercising, exploring nature, and staying out of their mother's hair.)
(Why? Mittens are fifty cents at the thrift store! And no mother worth her salt should ever have fewer than two replacement pairs. Per kitten.
And look how they remembered to bring back their toys, instead of leaving them in a muddy gully.
And they brought flowers.
These are good little kittens, so why do they cry?)
Keep on their mittens. And just wait for her chance to pounce all over them, hissing and spitting.
But we know.
We all know.