I shamelessly entered my name into Heather's contest because she does great work.
And I am doing eight thingies about me. Cuz its all about me. All of it.
(and Becky asked me to)
1. I once had a baby five years premature.
2. She was a boy named Graeme until the very moment she was born, but then there were some parts missing and some other parts in place, so we named her Arianna instead.
3. I can pour my own cereal.
4. Putting sunscreen on a sweaty back is horrifying to me, but I've spent years in nursing homes washing old men's nackers.
5. I ran once.
6. I'm terrified of numbers.
7. I have recurrent dreams. Sometimes they are like chapters.
8. I plant things in May or June. I kill them in July or August.
8 comments:
Hilarious!!! I plant things and they die too!!! We really do have something in common!!
#4 is way too funny!
Have a great day!
Al right, this is almost as hilarious as the last post. In fac tI made my poor husband listen to me ead it aloud. :) And I AM #8. Except that they usually die in June because around here we plant in April and May.
#1, 3, 5, 7, and 8 are me too! spooky!
I bought a house with FABULOUS blooming flowers.
The one day since we've been here that it's been cool enough to go outside, I swear I heard the flowers scream in fright.
Plants hate me.
You are just too funny.
LOL!
I can really relate to #6. The killing of the plants thing...I can relate with as well.
YOU HAD A BABY 5 YEARS PREMATURE.
I had one 5 years overdue!
uncanny!
Thanks, Joyce! I can relate....I can't keep plants alive either, and I don't know how to run! I'm determined to start...someday. Don't know how you handle bathing elderly men...not sure I could go there!
Number 4 has me convulsing on the floor...especially the pre testicle tuck thingamabobs..((shudders))
I ran TWICE..neener!
I'm scared of nuymber 7 because 7 8 9!
Recurrent dreams are a sign of cranial clutter and nagging optimism.
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