Dear Seven Readers of the blog I called; "Be kind to your thighs".
It turns out that I am waaaay too dysfunctional to write such a deep and mystical blog with the type of title that indicates that its writer is actually kind to her thighs.
She has dark and unpublishable thoughts about various parts of her body. She's actually very messed up- spending hours a day thinking about how treadmills are such a grand idea- how she has one in her basement, how good it would be for her thighs, her heart, and her overall health if she would get her ass back onto that treadmill.
She isn't thinking kind thoughts about her thighs at all.
She's actually sort of a farce.
So, if you're looking around for wisdom, she just noticed that she didn't have any around when it comes to Thigh Management.
Sorry about that. Thanks for giving me a chance though.
If you notice that you're not on the reading list any more, it's because there isn't one.
Your card has been revoked until this writer can scrounge up some kindness.
And that might take some time.