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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Today, I Marry My Best Friend...... NOT!

Ladies, it is time to shake the dust off your pink pumps, don your sexiest Wedding attire, and engage in some good old-fashioned pageantry. Enough with hiding under bulky sweaters, shivering and cowering from winter's cruel assaults. It is time to kick off its entanglements and be freed from the inherent itch of cabled polyester and wool. Yes, the prickliness of a mightier force is upon us: the frill of tuxedo. The strain of the bustier. The constriction of paisley printed panty hose in mid-July.....

The time has come to indulge yourself in any conceivable, perceivable wedding oppurtunity. Always wanted to be the flowergirl? I CHOOSE YOU! Always the bridesmaid, never the bride? PLEASE BE MINE FOREVER! Been the bride once too often? BABY, LIGHT MY CANDLES!

And now, before my readers from afar tuck their ruffles into their panties and run crying to the choir loft, don't you fret, beloved ones. May I present the oppurtunity for a virtual wedding party? ME has graciously offered to be our photographer. I fully expect that all of you will submit photos of your chosen identities as well. There may be a corsage in it for you. Or perhaps some old fruitcake wrapped in aluminum foil and a paper doily, then tied with curly string.

Here are the rules:

there are no rules! Oh, except... be at my house on May 26. Bring something consumable. Come in character. Bring an escort.... HAH! Well, you can if you want to. (she just better be of the female persuasion....)
I want to see some new faces. I want new memories. I want new traditions.
And I want to see some BAD-ASS outfits.

Bitte, RSVP. (or not, and surprise me)

8 comments:

it's a gong show... said...

Been the bride once too often? BABY, LIGHT MY CANDLES!...I love it! I'm sure of one little flowergirl that will be attending. Can hardly wait!

deb said...

I can't make it in person but I will send a photo. Wish I could come.

Gloria said...

Gosh... I do think I will come. But, always having been the one with an identity crisis, I wonder WHO I shall be.... perhaps I'll be a candle?

Thanks for stopping in on my blog and leaving your mark. This may be fun eh!

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jenn said...

count me in!!!

shelley said...

I shell be there.

Me said...

You do know I can't actually be there? :( I can only be a virtual photographer. :( Boohoo...

Joyce said...

ME: yes indeedy, but when it comes to these adult dress-up bashes of mine, the borders between reality and pretend blur quite a lot for me. In my mind, you will be here.

Brandy, Jen, SHell, Gloria.... my, but you'll be pretty in satin. Don't forget to back-comb your hair and wear a little extra ROUGE.

Deb- you really should. And in my little happy place, you shall be.