Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Meeeeeeeee--OW !!!!!!!


Buttocks lift? Hopeless. Silicone implants? WAAAAAy too much loose skin to fill. Liposuction? Forgot to clean out our central vac system. How about we just punch a few holes?


I have had four epidurals, this should be a snap. After, I'll still be able to sleep through the night.


My new body piercing artist. (Like I've ever had one before!) Stacy Klassen; PussyCat Piercing (And no, I'm not kidding!)

(It was easier to hide the truth from you readers than it will be to hide the truth from my mother...)

Hmmmm Jane, how about for your eleventh birthday we get you this cute tattoo of a froggy? Or how about this one of a dead guy?

12 comments:

esther said...

now it's my turn to be JEALOUS...always wanted one!!!

andrea said...

Did you actually get your nose pierced? (Can't tell from the photo of the two of you.) You are a brave woman, Joyce! And I love Stacy (another nice Mennonite girl) -- she is definitely the cat's meow! (I've been toying with getting an eyebrow done for years now...)

Christy said...

I don't see a shiny new piercing either! Close up AFTER pictures please. :)

My sister got her nose done in July and was bugging me to do mine because "you have such a little nose". After the blow by blow pictures of the long, nasty needle going in, I'd rather give birth again than go through that.

You're a tougher woman than me.

lettuce said...

Cool!!!

I've been thinking of a second ear piercing each side.....

Yes, haha, you can have the quilt if I can have the tin of vintage buttons!

lettuce said...

PS - August 22nd post - hahaha. I'm not that nice either! My daugher begins secondary school next Weds. - I'm nervous for her, but also CAN'T WAIT!!!

Roo said...

YOU CRAZY MAMA!!!!!! :) crazy and lovely. did you know that i pierced my OWN NOSE once?
just once.

CeCe said...

Awesome! Eyebrow next!

Anonymous said...

Funny. I just got my ears repierced tonite. Made me a little late for the movie "Barnyard". Also looked at boxes of hair color. Didn't buy any. I've been self-hacking my hair for weeks now, and it's looking like it needs professional intervention. How's your hair doing? It looks good in the pictures.

Cherrypie said...

Wow. You're way cooler and braver than me.

Carlotti said...

Wow. Way to go. My big act of rebellion this week was to bring a bottle of wine (and no corkscrew) to a school I won't be working in this year; the OT and I had to go and pack up all of our "stuff."

Tried to open the bottle with a screw and a pair of pliers; didn't work.

Settled for coffee. How entirely drab.

Your nose ring is infinitely more exciting.

C said...

It looks FABULOUS!

If you ever get your eyebrow done - let me know. We'll have to go on the same day. Strange as it is, now I'm considering THAT!

You really look great.

Christine said...

Really suits you, Joyce! You go girl!!! ;)