Warning to all people I love and respect: the Kehler mutated gene makes one susceptable to dark, caustic humour. If you are offended by it, my name is Joyce Hildebrand. If it makes you giggle; my name is Joyce KEHLER Hildebrand.
1) Mother, age 80:
"Cremation? Oh, the idea of that doesn't bother me at all. Its MUCH better than being
BURIED ALIVE!"
2) eldest brother Al:
(in reference to people trying much too desparately to say "the right thing").
"Oh, I am allergic to all things CLICHE".
3) annonymous:
(regarding a bench made from the remnants of Ken's wheelchair ramp)
"Hey! If we sprinkle some of "Ken" on here, then I could park my ASS on his ASH!"
11 comments:
Giggle giggle. May God provide extra comfort for those people who can't understand our sick humour.
I have one to add, one that I have been using freely over the last few days.
"If people find this offensive, they can go for counselling."
Sounds a little like the humour around our house when my dad died. I don't quite remember the joke, but we giggled pretty hard about the cheese at the funeral.
I love the Kehlers. Thinking of you and your family today, Joyce xx
Hi Joyce KEHLER Hildebrand.
:o)
I just wanted to let you know that I think about you often. I think you are an incredibly strong person.
Okay those were good quotes. And I laughed thoroughly.
ha ha
from ruthie ARMBRUSTER bergen.
(with a bit of FRIESEN mixed in there as well :) )
he he heeee love you
Oh dear I have another one - I wrote it all out here in the comments but had to erase it. It's out there though......
A quote from my friend Linda when I told her about this. "Dust to dust, asses to ashes." I'm remaining anonymous, but I DID promise to meet you for coffee at 2:00 today. An empty promise.
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