Monday, September 11, 2006

LIFE Casserole

The following is (at least for me) a brand new recipe, but its not a family secret.

Mix together:
*essence of death
*the smell of fear
*2-3 dashes of anger

Add to one failing liver and allow to simmer on low heat for an undetermined amount of time.
Add chunks of:
*homework that drives a child to tears
*dialogue lost in translation
*large bills, when in season.

For seasonings, toss in grass clippings and recycling, tears of grandparents and children, sibling rivalry,transmissions and wheel bearings, prayers and hymns, and a generous portion of irritability.
For a more pungeunt flavour, blend with bottled pain and/or resentment and home-grown personal truths, numbering in the tens or hundreds.

Stew all ingredients.
Add more to taste.
Keep stirring the pot.







*******I am soooooooooooooooo not a good cook. No matter how many times I try to stir nicely, there's always slop slopping off the sides. Its a mess.

5 comments:

Roo said...

thanks for the recipe. i keep trying to "substitute" portions - thus my "concoction" gets reeeeeeally messed up. xo

Cherrypie said...

Blimey, Joyce. Sounds like you might want to try eating out for a bit.

( Great post, though) x

lettuce said...

eating out for a bit - lol.

Some of my ingredients are a bit different, but the colour and smell seems to be quite similar.

svea said...

...sigh....hugs and love...and another sigh..... good to see you today..glad to be with you and your sis being real.

Anonymous said...

Sending you a big hug!