Schizophrenia: Do you hear what I hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.....
Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells........
* sent to me some years ago.... seems many of us can relate...
10 comments:
That is too funny....L
love these!
oh my...these are hilarious!
Would they be funny if you were schizophrenic or had a personality disorder?
having struggled with depression, anxiety,obsessive thought patterns, eating disorders, and knowing and loving many people with conditions of bipolar disorder, ocd, bpd.... there came a point in my life where once in a while it was a relief to just laugh about it. Not to disrespect, make to feel inferior, or suggest that a person with a diagnosis is an open target for mockery. One of my favourite stand up comics has multiple diagnoses. His main topic for humour is mental illness, and for me it provides welcome relief from the stigma and fear of mental illness diagnoses in our culture.
Having said that, I also know that when i was in the throws of bulimia and I would overhear an insensitive comment about it being a condition of vanity, or greed... I was cut to my core.
If my words seem careless and cruel, I apologize.
well, there's no correct way to comment NOW is there?
Apology accepted. I didn't mean to sound so harsh....I see your point of view. I guess I'm not there yet.
:)
Too funny and I needed a laugh today. You need a song for the chronically depressed.
ahem don't YOU have something to blog about?.....
;)
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