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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Marriage Class

Brian and I joined a seven week marriage enrichment class, which we are over halfway through tonight. I figured that all we needed was a bit of a tune-up- Brian could just change a few of his filters and fuses, stop doing stuff that annoys me, start giving me more backrubs and unsolicited vacuum projects, and we'd likely graduate at the top of our class. They'd likely have us teach it immediately upon our completion, I figured. But as we slogged through the video teachings and handbooks, a slow, horrendous realization began to dawn upon me.

If I'd have known that they'd expect me to examine my inner motives and attitudes, I would have set them straight early on.


Dang.

9 comments:

gloria said...

ppppffffffffft! you are perfect, don't change a thing!

it's a gong show... said...

clearly they don't know what they're talking about ;)

Anonymous said...

I have often tried to describe the taste of my pride stuffed down my throat. a sharp yet dry beginnin that often leaves the mouth with a strange sence of mello. Love Rosa

Romeo Morningwood said...

Two words;
cruel and unusual.

My guess is that this 'enrichment' class wasn't as fun as the one at Relevant Church.com

http://www.relevantchurch.com/

gloria said...

nicely said Rosa. you are going to have to get your own bloggy type thing one day if you are full of words like that.

joyce said...

hey home fries- I checked out the link and WOW! that is relevant.
Next week we get to talk about s8x

I'm crossing my fingers and my legs and hoping that I don't get my ass raked over the coals again.

Romeo Morningwood said...

Hal lay lu ya!
Hal lay lu ya Hal lay lu ya!

joyce said...

Hal?
Brian doesn't like it much when I mention Hal.

gloria said...

you want s8x and the church, how about these sites...

http://www.sexinchrist.com/threesome.html

http://www.sexinchrist.com/masturbation.html

http://www.sexinchrist.com/pornography.html

http://www.sexinchrist.com/submission.html

http://www.sexinchrist.com/shaving.html

and last, but NOT least...

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html

who writes this stuff?